Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

One of my neighbors has a cat. He loves our front flower bed and it is his own personal kitty litter area. This has been on going now for about 4 years and for 4 years I have had to listen to the rantings and continued empty threats upon the termination of the cat in some form or fashion and a colorful splash of cuss words from my husband. When we arrive home from work, it is not uncommon to see the cat sitting near his private potty, preening and primping and looking rather content until he sees us pull up and then he runs to his "invisible safety zone" as if to think we will not cross into his territory, and he is right. I think for my husband who actually is very fond of all animals, it is so annoying and disgusting and just brings out the worst in him. We have known the neighbor for over 20 years so they are more like family and they know what the cat is doing and what my husband is doing.......Poor hubby has not a chance because the rest of us look at the two of them as if we are looking at a comic strip happening in real time. I told my husband this and his response was one more rant and empty treat upon the termination of the cat with a splash of cuss words as we walk in the door one more time after the cat has done his business. Note: I realize that the title does not necessarly match the contents written, but I just love that quote! Not mine, sorry to say, but a great one.....

Acknowledgement

I wish I could take the credit for the title of my blog but someone I know, who is extreamly gifted in word and thought mentioned something about dancing skeletons and it was just the perfect title. So it begins.....